New Partner's Feeds for TSG
Today in headlines that only make sense in the UK: "'XL-Gullies' terrorise UK city with 'top-level boss' seagull swiping Greggs lunches" (possible nsfw content on page) [Silly]
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Today from the probably true files: Tennessee teacher says her profession can't be trusted with guns [Interesting]
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Groundbreaking study finds that consuming fewer calories, aka "eating less", is the key to losing weight. Ozempic, which forces people to eat less by suppressing appetite, seen chuckling in the corner [Unlikely]
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Day 787 of WW3: Will the House finally approve long-awaited (and badly needed) aid to Ukraine? Magic 8-Ball says chances are good. It's your Saturday Ukraine war thread [News]
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"No more staying in the rain for her. She is so loved." Welcome to Caturday [Caturday]
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Data center capital of the world continues to grow and demands even MOAR COAL [Sick]
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In honor of the 25th Anniversary Fark Party later this year, here's a guide to blacking out [Spiffy]
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Bridges, British food, really dumb lawsuits, and shoes are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz April 11-17 Pet Rock Edition [Interesting]
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Air Traffic Controllers at DC National gave an excellent real-time demonstration of how to almost kill 400 people yesterday [Followup]
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Daniel C Dennett's consciousness finally ascends from the game grid. Let your freedom evolve, sir [Sad]
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Cedar Rapids man sentenced to 50 years for second-degree murder, another 50 tacked on for the tattoo [Amusing]
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Scooter causes fire in two-story home. Kermit shaking in fear [Scary]
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Police arrest MD HS student after discovering a detailed 128-page "memoir" he'd written about why, where, and how he's commit a mass-shooting at a school. Reached for comment, his teachers we just impressed he'd written a 128 page paper voluntarily [Scary
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You know how it is: You send a 3rd-grader to the principal's office and while he's there he confesses to a cold-blooded murder he committed a couple years back [Scary]
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