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Breaking into houses and stealing women's panties is no way to go through life, your Honor. That will be fifty dollars and time served [Creepy]
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The big one? The game changer? The whole enchilada? The straw that broke the camels back? The match in the powder barrel? A bridge too far? The end of the road? The last lick? The final stroke? [Followup]
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Dear Generation Z: that existential dread you're feeling, better get used to it. It's called a "cold war" and it's what your parents grew up with, too. Signed, Generation X [Scary]
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Tropical Storm (soon to be Hurricane) Humberto changes mind, decides to head back to sea. What are we supposed to do with all these Sharpies now? [Florida]
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17-year-old girl traumatized from A) being in car accident, B) being attacked by wild animal, or C) finding mould in her orange juice? [Facepalm]
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Ballet dancer stars in real life version of The Nutcracker after being told she's too drunk to fly [Awkward]
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"We're definitely not a cult" says member of Sydney midnight running cult [Awkward]
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Have you ever hung up the phone with a stranger after accidentally saying "love you" instead of just "bye"? How about live on radio? [Awkward]
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Rogue instagram post advertises unsanctioned "teen glow party" at roller rink on family night. What could go wrong? [Asinine]
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Get your cow tools ready; The Far Side is coming back [Giggity]
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Now this is the story all about how / Coal's fortunes flipped, turned upside down / And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there / I'll tell you how financial woes closed Eagle Butte and Belle Ayr [Sad]
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A 14-year-old girl is told to go be fat in her private school uniform somewhere else [Asinine]
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Event planning 101: Ensure the venue you choose is appropriately sized for the expected number of attendees. This is especially important if you're planning the funeral of a murderous dictator who led his country into financial ruin [Awkward]
Categories: New Partner's Feeds for TSG