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The Dairy Queen laughed to see such sport as the thieves ran away with their spoon [Strange]
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Scammers have upped their game to mimicking hostage situations [Scary]
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VA police announced that the stand-off with an armed woman who barricaded herself inside her car on the side of a busy highway after a brief chase has ended peacefully after 36 hours. The woman, who was not named, is suspected to be white [Followup]
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Dammit, firefighters can't get any sleep because of the noise from derailments [Fail]
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"Passersby save man who went into cardiac arrest while skiing at Mount Baker." Man, that's great and all, but if they're really trying to help you'd think they would stop skiing [Hero]
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Rescuers attempt to free a pod of dolphins stranded by ice in Dildo Cove by using copious amounts of lube and foreplay [Weeners]
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Cocaine hippos being relocated to Mexico and India. Cocaine bear still officiating weddings in Kentucky [Interesting]
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Man's goose is cooked as he is fined for killing over 50 geese without a permit. That's fowl [Dumbass]
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Hand sanitizers recalled after receiving blinding reviews by local under-the-bridge sommeliers [Sick]
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If you don't want your goat to be barbecued and eaten then don't put it in an auction [Fail]
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When you say you're a sex abuse lawyer, people assume you mean you're against it [Florida]
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It seemed like a great idea. And they almost did it. Almost [Facepalm]
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How does one express his love for such a maiden? Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day? Or shall I call you over 800 times in a two-day period and get sent to jail for multiple consecutive years? The latter suits me just fine, m'lady [Creepy]
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British cow goes viral after faking sleep to avoid milking. Herdsman interviewed by our nominative determinism correspondent Jeanne Moos [Amusing]
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