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It's not every day you can get away with impersonating the Prime Minister of Morocco just to get a table at a restaurant, but yet here we are [Strange]
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Baltimore gangster named "Butt Juice" facing life in prison as well as daily rations of Olestra to ensure he lives up to his name [Weird]
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Mildly interesting: Woman brings monkey to work. News: Monkey bit someone in parking lot. Florida: Woman was told to leave monkey at home earlier after it bit someone else [Florida]
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Today's scripture reading comes from the book of Ezekiel, chapter 25, verse 17 [Followup]
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Two motorists injured after swerving to avoid a kangaroo on road in rural...Montana? [Strange]
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Facebook announces new subscription groups that charge members from $5 to access special content. Man, what kind of idiot came up with that idea? Also sign up for TotalFark [Spiffy]
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'I'll be damned if I let him have the last word' said a mother before 'shooting at her 46-year-old son' as he rode away from her on a bicycle after an argument over her cell phone [Florida]
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We've all been there; sometimes when you're drunk at work, the quickest way to get a snack is to drive construction equipment to the gas station and then park it in the middle of the road [Dumbass]
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Priest slaps baby in face during baptism because he wouldn't stop crying. Newsflash: slapping babies makes them cry [Awkward]
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Soccer fans go wild for "hottest" Russian supporter at World Cup. Then go even wilder when they discover she's a porn star (NSFW) [Giggity]
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When using a stolen credit card, be sure to check the waitress's name tag [Dumbass]
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"Female guests wore everything from jungle scenes to bottles of champagne and even a lobster on their heads" [Strange]
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I am the daughter of God, and God commands me to chase you around the parking lot and beat the hell out of you [Florida]
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Our long national nightmare is over, that machine gun missing from the Minot Air Force Base has been found...in the home of one of the soldiers supposedly looking for it [Dumbass]
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Department of No Fun publishes annual list of toys that are out to harm you [Facepalm]
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Ah, the Summer Solstice, where it's all about the sex [Giggity]
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Kid touches a poorly installed electrical outlet. In other news, kids in Florida are allowed to play behind the stove [Florida]
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