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Dude, I just called in a bomb threat to that business [Dumbass]
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Investigators looking for missing child instead find ancient burial ground. Now they'll be able to solve some really cold cases [Strange]
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How smutty is your brain? The answer is probably very smutty [Obvious]
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After hurting her ankle stepping in a pothole, Al Sharpton's daughter was able to dance, go to concerts, tour the country, climb mountains, and sue the city for $5 million [Followup]
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To prove to his girlfriend he can look after pets, dude cooks tiny pancakes for his kitten [Sappy]
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Stockton mayor, recently arrested for strip poker with drunk teens and under investigation over the use of his gun in the murder of another teen, announces plan to hire private security with military background to patrol city, answerable only to him [Obvi
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A Dodge Neon was clocked doing 146 MPH on I95 in Connecticut [Scary]
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Worst things to ever happen to America: 1) 9/11 2) The rise of reality TV 3) This pumpkin spice latte gangster rap [Facepalm]
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Comedy Central's famous horse roast Ann Coulter backs out of Chelsea Handler's show last minute, gets lesson in how you don't even have to be present to be utterly humiliated [Followup]
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Not news: onlooker yells abuse at pro golfers. News: They invite him out to try the shot they missed. Fark: He nails it [Amusing]
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Here is how a regional nuclear war will affect the rest of us. You know, just in case [Scary]
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Turns out those cute fuzzy meerkats are actually baby murdering bastards with a homicide rate that would make Chicago jealous [Scary]
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Mitch McConnell (R) compares Senate race to "knife fight in a phone booth". Explanation for our younger Farkers: A phone booth is a small structure that resembles a TARDIS but it is exactly as big on the inside as the outside [Murica]
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The US Postal Service would get a lot more respect if it used cruise missiles [Obvious]
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"Breathalyzer tests dismissed as evidence in Oklahoma DUI cases" [Interesting]
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If you want to repeal the death penalty, vote "retain." If you want to retain the death penalty, vote "repeal." Clear? [Asinine]
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