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Proud little boy and fugitive Christopher Worrell arrested [Dumbass]
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Tiny sleeping pods are now going for $900 per month in California. But they're only good when traveling to a flying hotel on planet Fhloston to see the diva Plavalaguna perform [Asinine]
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Day 583 of WW3: Orbán says "very difficult questions" will need to be answered before EU can begin membership talks with Ukraine; subby thinks a better question would be "how do we kick Hungary out?" This is your Friday Ukraine invasion conversation [News
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You go to law school, study hard, graduate and pass the bar, and then you find yourself filing lawsuits claiming "scarring, mental anguish, loss of the capacity of enjoyment of life, and medical care" caused by a "severe wedgie" from a waterslide [Facepal
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The 10 US states with the highest STD rates. You'll never guess what they all have in common. Well, besides that [Sick]
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2020: statue of Oñate in Albuquerque leads to MAGAt shooting a protestor. 2023: statue of Oñate in Española leads to MAGAt shooting a protestor. Where's that repeat tag? [Asinine]
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Gunman opens fire at Dallas area Honda dealership, prompting a massive police response. Sounds like SOMEONE don't get the floor mats and undercoating they demanded for free to close the deal [Scary]
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When forging your boss's signature you probably should know how to spell her name. But don't worry, after you're fired another bank will hire you as a VP and loan officer [Murica]
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Feds arrest 4 members of the Baton Rouge Police Department's Street Crimes Unit who apparently didn't understand the mission of the unit was to PREVENT street crime [Followup]
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Antarctica base bans bar alcohol sales. An NSF spokesperson added, "Nobody... nobody trusts anybody now, and we're all very tired" [Sad]
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Cops chase man into house. In his car. THEN he gets all stabby [Scary]
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This masshole's hometown made the news in the saddest way [Sad]
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15 middle school and two high schools students found after an overnight search in the woods. The group was out to practice orienteering- the use of a map and compass. Apparently they need MORE practice [Ironic]
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"Smoke your tires, not your homies" subby: I... I just can't with flyover country anymore [Awkward]
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U.S. Navy reminds Iran that pew pew pewing a U.S. attack helicopter operating in the Persian Gulf with lasers are not the 'actions of a professional maritime force' [Dumbass]
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Forty-seven. Is it how many ronin you have? Nah. Is it the age when you get a Swedish massage? No. Is it when you develop a liking for Swedish meatballs? Nope. 42+5? We'll, yeah, but that's not the point. It's the age of Swedish death cleaning [PSA]
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Man who threatened to kill neighbors sentenced to house arrest across from those same neighbors. What could possibly go wrong? [Stupid]
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Former school board member who resigned after being caught with guns and drugs caught with more guns and drugs. Like a lot of drugs, and bonus points for multiple types of drugs in multiple locations [Murica]
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