We feel bad for poor Bill Gates. In a November 5 preliminary ruling, federal judge Thomas Penfield Jackson, who is presiding over the Microsoft antitrust trial, smacked the software giant for engaging in monopolistic practices. Jackson's "findings of fact" will surely trigger more cries that the billionaire is a loathsome corporate predator. But we beg you to examine the mug shot below (taken after a 1977 traffic incident in Albuquerque). How can't you love and trust such a cute, cuddly guy? And dig that flowery shirt and cool sweater! In fact, this beautiful portrait would look great on a t-shirt! (1 page) More Gates from TSG's Archive: Gates tangles with the tax man. Bill behind the wheel. Microsoft extorter.
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