Buster Archive

While nobody wants their grandma to undergo a Depend check at the hands of Transportation Security Administration screeners, the use of adult diapers to smuggle contraband on airplanes in not an uncommon occurrence.

Last month, for example, a woman arriving at John F. Kennedy International Airport in New York was subjected to a “partial strip search” after a pat-down search “revealed a hard object in the defendant’s groin area.”

That secondary search revealed that the traveler was wearing a diaper covered by black spandex. The diaper, according to Homeland Security agents, contained 71 heroin pellets, while 33 more pellets were found in the woman’s groin area. The suspect had also ingested 16 other heroin pellets, which she later passed.

The recent search of a 95-year-old woman at a Florida airport came after TSA screeners felt something hard on her leg and could not determine what it was, according to the woman’s daughter, who added that agents told her the diaper was "wet and it was firm, and they couldn't check it thoroughly.”

The man arrested for hiding in a toilet tank at a Colorado yoga festival is a New Age transient who aspires to operate a “spiritual porn site” and describes himself as a “worshipper” of women.  

Luke Chrisco, 30, was arrested yesterday and charged with hiding inside a toilet tank at the Hanuman Yoga Festival in Boulder. A woman about to use the toilet, cops reported, noticed “movement in the tank” and alerted a man who spotted the feces-covered suspect “hiding inside the tank.”

Pictured at right, Chrisco appears to travel from festival to festival, according to his Facebook and YouTube pages. He is a world traveler who offers massages to festival attendees.

On several blogs and web sites he has registered, Chrisco--who uses the handle “Skye Oryan”--has written about his desire to “create some adult entertainment” and “share divine pleasure and make a ton of money and fun.” His web sites include maxextrememodels.com, skyeoryan.com, and holysexteam.blogspot.com (where his occupation is listed as “Pornstar”).

Another Chrisco site, holysexgirls.com, declares that, “Girls Bodies are as the holy temple of the conciousnes adoration of infinity and the only refuge from the infinite desert of the sands of time and desolution.” The site is headlined “Spirit Porn” and includes the slogan “No Guilt. No Fear. Only God.”

One Chrisco page advertises his services as a male escort. Using the handle “BunnyMan,” he offers female clients “pricing plans” that are “quick and easy.” The page, which appears to have been created several years ago, notes that an initial hour costs $40, with a two-hour minimum on all “dates.” For $620, a woman could get “Seven Days of Sin” with "BunnyMan," who, for some reason, included a scan of his passport on the site. In a YouTube video posted late last year, Chrisco, traveling in Serbia, talks about “getting business cards for the escort agency.”

Chrisco also recently has been contemplating a “tantric website,” and last month placed an online classified ad seeking models and business partners. Chrisco noted that he and a partner were “worshippers of women and just want to show them as the amazing dynamic and even creations of infinite light that they are.” He added, “Women are the greatest animal in the animal kingdom! Meow! Roar!”

In a June 3 classified ad, Chrisco offered the escort services of himself and his 19-year-old girlfriend. Along with offering “Special Pricing for using us as a couple,” the ad states that, “We can even do tantric or healing type work. There is also an option of making a video.”

In an April video posted to his Facebook page, Chrisco--who introduced himself as “Skye Oryan, the biggest jackass on earth”--said that he was en route to North Carolina and spent the night sleeping in a cardboard box inside a dumpster at a construction site. He did not want to stay at the Greyhound station because it “smelled weird.”

A man prosecutors describe as a key witness against alleged cocaine kingpin/rap music manager James Rosemond is close to striking a plea deal--once he can locate $100,000 in cash that he apparently swiped from his felonious compatriots and has agreed to forfeit to Uncle Sam.

During an appearance today in U.S. District Court in Brooklyn, prosecutor Todd Kaminsky and a lawyer for Khalil Abdullah reported that while a plea deal is in the works, the imprisoned defendant has yet to put his hands on money that he entrusted to an associate before his late-April bust. The forfeiture of those six figures would be a component of Abdullah’s plea agreement, Kaminsky told Judge John Gleeson.

The identity of the person to whom Abdullah, 37, gave the money was not revealed, nor did the lawyers detail the difficulties encountered in obtaining the stash, which Kaminsky said Abdullah’s coconspirators likely would believe “he is not entitled to.” As previously reported by TSG, Drug Enforcement Administration agents believe that Abdullah helped himself to some of the proceeds from cocaine trafficking by the so-called Rosemond Organization.

Abdullah began cooperating with federal investigators soon after his arrest. In a criminal complaint filed against Rosemond, Abdullah--who is referred to only as a confidential witness (specifically “CW-1”)--is said to have “confessed to participating in the Rosemond Organization’s narcotics-trafficking conspiracy” and agreed to roll on his friend “in the hope of receiving a reduced sentence.”

The lawyer for Abdullah--who Kaminsky said is being held “in a secure jail facility”--asked Gleeson to seal the transcript from today’s court hearing over safety concerns if other inmates learned that he had access to $100,000. While Gleeson agreed to the sealing request, a TSG reporter was present in the courtroom for the hearing.

The 4chan user who admitted downloading illicit images of children from the notorious web site has been sentenced to three years in prison on a federal child pornography conviction, court documents show.

Collin Campbell, a Navy Machinist’s Mate, was arrested in February after a folder containing “between 10-20 images of child pornography” was discovered on his iPhone by a fellow seaman aboard the USS Boxer in San Diego. During the ensuing Naval Criminal Investigative Service probe, Campbell admitted that he had downloaded child porn “from the website www.4chan.org.”

Campbell was sentenced last week by U.S. District Court Judge Larry Burns, who also ordered him to serve 10 years of probation upon his release from prison. Campbell, pictured in the above mug shot, faced a maximum of 20 years in custody.

What kind of a guy actually places an ad on Craigslist seeking to purchase marijuana?

Meet Michael Krebs.

The Connecticut man, 31, allegedly sought to use the online classifieds site in his weed hunt. Which, of course, is illegal.

Krebs’s ad was answered by members of the East Central Narcotics Task Force, who set up a meeting last Thursday at a McDonald’s in Glastonbury. When Krebs showed up, he was collared on a misdemeanor pot rap.

Krebs, pictured in the above mug shot, was released on $2500 bond shortly after his arrest.