Yet Another Reason to Avoid Movies Starring Jennifer Lopez

Meet Shannon Wriska.

The Florida resident, 34, is facing arson and battery charges after a dispute with her husband over a Jennifer Lopez movie, of all things, escalated into her allegedly torching his go-kart and boat.

According to a Santa Rosa County Sheriff’s Office report, Wriska's husband told cops she "is very jealous and did not like him seeing Jennifer Lopez in the movie.” Cops noted that Wriska and her husband Robert bickered about the curvy Latina actress throughout last Wednesday night before heading to bed.

At one point, when Robert asked Shannon to move over in the bed, she yelled, “So you’re saying I’ve got a fat ass?” She then stormed out of the couple’s home. When Wriska, pictured in the mug shot at right, returned the following afternoon, witnesses reported seeing her push and scratch her husband before setting fire to his belongings. As she fled the scene, Wriska, a mother of three, threatened to put the couple’s dogs to sleep.

Investigators did not disclose which Lopez movie triggered the argument between the Wriskas. But feel free to make your “Gigli” jokes here.

Comments (5)

Ricardo has his Cabeza in his Culo
this guy is a true blue southern nutball. i understand he is sara palin's new minister and has invited her to do a little burning herself. she chose the constitution and the bill of rights. they also intend to work on immigration reform and create backyard bug zappers the size of mexicans. i am always pleased to see that the god of these two has such an intellect. love the creepy mustache, bizzaro. english lessons are avalable to both you and your lovely spouse. god help save us all from such idiots.
Hey stupid you manged to post your rant in the wrong article. Did you attend an ivy league school by chance? You appear to be operating at that level of incompetence.
posting rule no.1 : when attacking another poster as "stupid", don't misspell "managed".