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With her glasses on, Alyssa Zebrasky is almost unrecognizable.

These booking photos were taken earlier this month after the 27-year-old Ohioan was locked up for violating terms of her release in connection with a February plea to felony narcotics possession and misdemeanor theft charges.

Zebrasky was arrested in December 2018 for stealing from Walmart. A search of her purse turned up methamphetamine, a hypodermic needle, and Suboxone (which is prescribed to treat opioid dependence).

Following her conviction, Zebrasky was placed into the custody of an official with a substance abuse treatment center. She was jailed in late-April for violating terms of that release. A Drug Court judge subsequently ordered her freed from the Mahoning County jail and returned to the treatment center.

On June 6, a judge revoked Zebrasky’s bond. Locked up again in the county jail, she is scheduled for a June 26 court hearing.

As diners at a McDonald’s in Florida enjoyed their Big Macs, a 62-year-old man removed his clothes and performed a “strange dance” before apparently “trying to have relations with a railing,” according to a police report.

Investigators say that John Morgan was arrested Sunday after his impromptu 7:30 PM performance at the restaurant in Collier County. Charged with trespassing, the homeless Morgan was booked into the county jail on the misdemeanor count. He is scheduled for arraignment on July 3.

Sheriff’s deputies were dispatched to the McDonald’s due to a report of “Male taking clothes off doing a strange dance, subject possibly on drugs.” A 911 caller also reported that “it looked as though the male was trying to have relations with a railing.”

When cops arrived at the restaurant, they encountered Morgan, a regular guest at the county jail who had “been trespassed from this McDonald’s for a previous disturbance he had caused.” 

Picture above, Morgan, who performed his dance near the McDonald’s front door, has a long rap sheet, with collars for battery; disturbing the peace; trespass; carrying an open container; and disorderly intoxication.

Since some of you have asked for it, here is the police report detailing the arrest of the 21-year-old Florida Woman whose boyfriend alleged that she “grabbed him by the balls and squeezed them until they were bleeding.”

Katie Lee Pitchford was arrested Tuesday following a 4 AM altercation with the victim at the couple’s Indian Harbour Beach residence.

Seen at right, Pitchford was charged with domestic battery, a misdemeanor. She also faces a probation violation charge in connection with a 2017 felony case for resisting a police officer with violence (Pitchford kicked a cop in the face, groin, and leg after she was found rummaging through a stranger’s car).

According to the June 4 battery report, Pitchford “became enraged and struck her boyfriend with a brush” and punched him in the face.

When cops interviewed the man, he had blood running down his face and his left eye “was starting to bruise.” The victim recounted the alleged testicle throttling, adding that Pitchford also choked him.

While Pitchford denied to police that the duo’s dispute turned physical, she asked an officer if she “could talk to the victim because she wanted to say she was sorry.”

Pitchford, who was booked into the Brevard County jail on $1000 bond, has been ordered by a judge to have no contact with the victim. She is scheduled for a June 25 arraignment.

If you are feeling blue and need someone to talk to, do not call the 911 operator to chat.

Police allege that Jeffrey Gorton, 55, dialed the emergency dispatch number 17 times between Wednesday and Thursday this week. The Florida Man explained that he called 911 because “he was lonely and needed someone to talk to,” according to a criminal complaint.

Gorton was warned, cops say, that if he persisted contacting emergency servives “without the need for such services he would be subject to arrest.”

Seen in the above mug shot, Gorton was busted yesterday morning for misuse of the 911 system, a misdemeanor. He was arrested at his home in Holiday, a Tampa suburb.

Gorton was on the phone with a 911 operator when police arrived at his residence.

What do you say when a fellow library patron turns a corner and spots you, penis in hand, furiously wanking away?

“Oh, hi,” is what Leroy McFarland, accused public masturbator, came up with Friday afternoon when his illicit pleasure session at a Sioux City Public Library branch was interrupted.

McFarland, 44, “looked surprised” and sought to cover himself with his sweatshirt when the female witness spotted him, according to a criminal complaint charging him with indecent exposure.

A cop working at the library subsequently approached McFarland, who apparently kept touching himself after initially being spotted.

As McFarland was being walked to a police squad car, "a sex toy fell off of him," states the complaint, which does not further describe where the item “fell” from. A search of McFarland yielded two other sex toys from a sweatshirt pocket.

McFarland is being held in the Woodbury County jail in lieu of $1000 bond. He is scheduled for a June 11 court hearing.

McFarland’s rap sheet includes convictions for assault; trespassing; drunk driving; disorderly conduct; narcotics possession; public intoxication, criminal mischief, possession of drug paraphernalia; and violating a protective order. According to court records, McFarland resides at the Sioux City Gospel Mission, a homeless shelter.

A police examination of Jussie Smollett’s text messages revealed that on “various occasions” over the past year, the actor/hoaxster requested that an associate procure him cocaine, Ecstasy, and marijuana, the payment for which was transmitted via the Venmo app.

Smollett’s alleged narcotics purchases are referred to in a police report that was among hundreds of pages of documents released today by the Chicago Police Department. The material details the department’s investigation of Smollett’s claim that he was the victim of a hate crime attack in late-January.

Pictured above, Smollett was eventually charged with fabricating the assault tale. Investigators alleged that Smollet paid $3500 to two brothers--Olabinjo and Abimbola Osundairo--to help stage the attack. In late-March, the Cook County prosecutor dropped criminal charges against the 36-year-old performer, a decision that was blasted by Chicago’s mayor and police commanders.

A search warrant for telephone records revealed communications between Smollett and his drug contact that began in late-February 2018. It appears that the search warrant was for the phone records of Smollett’s associate (who appears to have been Olabinjo Osundairo).

In the texts, Smollett would request "weed, molly, or Whitney," according to the report. “In particular, weed is slang for cannabis, molly is slang for extacy, and whitney is slang for cocaine,” an investigator wrote.

The report contends that there were “multiple occasions” when Smollett apparently used Venmo to pay for "illicit activity" that was claimed as “payments for legitimate expenses.” For example, cops say that when Smollett paid $100 for Ecstasy pills in September 2018, he listed “Training” as the reason for the Venmo transfer.

During the police probe, a Chicago detective contacted a Venmo official who agreed to preserve records of Smollett’s account until police could secure a subpoena for those documents.