DNA Links Grocery Clerk To Semen Found In Yogurt Sample Eaten By Woman

Laboratory tests have confirmed that semen found in a yogurt sample consumed by a New Mexico woman matches the DNA of a grocery store employee who was suspected in the tainting case, according to police.

The results linking Anthony Garcia, 31, to the revolting January 25 incident at Albuquerque’s Sunflower Farmers Market were received today by investigators, according to Sergeant Trish Hoffman, an Albuquerque Police Department spokesperson.

Hoffman added that probers are mulling whether to file state or federal charges against Garcia in connection with the yogurt adulteration.

A January 28 search warrant authorized police to obtain blood and DNA samples from Garcia, who was arrested on unrelated charges after the incident at the market. The warrant was secured after it was determined that the yogurt sample tested positive for “sperm cells” and saliva.

According to a police report, the female victim, 28, was shopping with her daughter when approached by a “pushy” Garcia, who offered her the yogurt sample. After tasting it, the woman immediately thought the sample tasted “gross and disgusting” and, cops noted, “said it tasted like ‘semen.’”

Comments (41)

dumb sap! guess he's never heard of: "what goes around, comes around." he will. when he's in prison... doing "hard" time. and is made to take a dose of his own "medicine."
...or at least a dose of his own yogurt!
Good sleuthing, New Mexicans! Garcia thought he had 'pulled off' the perfect crime. But he'll get what's coming to him, no doubt. No way will he get off. Looks like foreskinsics will be his undoing. He should simply have admitted he did not omit his emission...
she complains about a little "MAN GRAVY " in her yogurt??
I think this guy should get a job at Starbucks!...He could really put some froth on your Latte!...Whipped Cream on your Cocoa?...An extra SHOT in your Espresso?
How did she know, so fast, that she has semen in her mouth. What kind of woman is this? Who much semen has been in her mouth during her lifetime? Hey, this guy should have never done this. What is wrong with him. Sicko. This is why I don't take free samples in the Supermarket or Farmers' markets.
Hey honey, this ranch dressing tastes funny.
Garcia asked the woman to try his private brand of yogurt saying he had just whipped up a fresh batch in the stock room.
I hope he gets whats coming to him.