A "Lick Me" Forehead Message Could Be Misinterpreted By Your Fellow Inmates

Meet Lance McKenzie.

When the 49-year-old Oregonian turned himself in last Thursday at the Yamhill County Jail to begin serving a 60-day sentence for assault he carried a message on his forehead.

It is unclear, however, to whom McKenzie’s "Lick Me" demand was directed. The phrase appears to have been added to McKenzie’s noggin with a Sharpie marker or some other writing instrument (a mid-February mug shot shows him with a clean forehead).

McKenzie is scheduled to be released from custody on March 20.