Here Are The Acorns That Judge Stuffed With Condoms

Sure, there's a great reason his party was included: When writing a news story most journalists stick to the Associated Press (AP) style. AP style is a book's worth of rules for tone, grammar, and other nerdy aspects of writing that ensures printed news is delivered in a uniform way. Including a news subject's political affiliation is up to the reporter according to AP style and should always be used in a political story. In this kind of fluffier piece I assume that the reporter had little information about the judge in question, so adding his political affiliation not only beefed up the description but is relevant because he holds an elected office. We wouldn't expect the reporter to include such information about a private citizen arrested for the same thing, for instance.

Stuffed... Now, see, I pictured the condoms actually stuffed in the acorns. I lived in Pennsylvania for a long time and I didn't remember the acorns being THAT big... or the condoms being that small. Stuffed hardly seems to be an accurate discription here. It's more like "impaled" or "truncated" or even "imposed upon." Definitely not stuffed.