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Boob Busted For Auto Eroticism

The Smoking Gun lives in New York City, so we've seen a few weird things during our subway travels. But it seems the real commuting freaks reside in America's heartland, as this Independence, Missouri police report reveals. Seems strange that a perp named Norman Wisdom would be so contemptuous of his own state's motto: "The welfare of the people shall be the supremel aw." Amen to that, brother. (3 pages)