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It's Your Chance To Own A Piece of History

Kissinger's death certificate now suitable for framing

Haven’t you always dreamed of owning a hi-res digital copy of Henry Kissinger’s death certificate?

Now, for the bargain price of $4.99, that PDF document can be emailed to you upon payment via Venmo or PayPal.

It’s just that simple!

Kissinger’s recent demise came months after he hit the century mark. So this is an offer 100 years in the making!

Kissinger’s death certificate identifies him as a “Consultant” in the “International Affairs” industry. That charitable work was so lucrative, the former U.S. Secretary of State died with “Investment and Bank Accounts” totaling $80 million, according to probate filings in New York County Surrogate’s Court (where the certificate was docketed).

Just print out a copy of the PDF and frame the 8.5” x 11” document. You could display it like this:

In fact, Kissinger’s death certificate is so versatile that it can even be used as an iPhone screen saver. Your kids will love it!

So just use Venmo or PayPal to send $4.99 to @tsgnews. Make sure to include your email so we know where to deliver the Kissinger keepsake. We will not store your contact info after sending the document from The Smoking Gun's Gmail account.

These QR codes should also work: