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New research in the Journal of the Blindingly Obvious theorizes Titan submersible may have imploded because of 'micro-buckling'. Which leads to major-buckling and here we are [Followup]
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Has the Cult of Bike Helmets actually killed more people than it's saved? Slate asks the question. Up next: What's the deal with seatbelts? Everybody knows being thrown free from a collision is the only way to not die in a fiery explosion [Facepalm]
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One killed in house asplosion. Surely there are better ways to leave New Jersey [Scary]
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"Officers in the area spotted the forklift traveling down the main thoroughfare with one man allegedly at the controls drinking a bottle of wine and another man along for the ride" [Awkward]
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Black lawmakers unite in another attempt to pass anti-hair discrimination legislation. Conservatives: Jesus, can't you people just leave one legal way for us to show how much we hate you? [Hero]
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Pregnant women in Missouri, Texas, and Arkansas aren't allowed to get divorced. So all conservative men have to do is keep their lil' ladies knocked up, and they've got no problems. Ain't Gilead grand? [Murica]
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Attention SC drivers: You have one week to stop squatting...or else [Obvious]
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Judge Merchan: "I'd like to begin by apologizing to the defendant for referring to him as Mr. Trump. Moving forward, I will respectfully refer to him as Lord Vonshiatsinpants. Bring in the jury [Live]
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Three Quebec men from the same family have donated 600 childrens' worth of sperm. Try not to fark your own sibling, kids [Awkward]
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Elmo bats his eyes alluringly at Nick Fuentes, gets moist [News]
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Collector warns brazen thief who stole 'haunted dolls' from her garage sale that he will regret it after they come after him (possible nsfw content on page) [Creepy]
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More millennial and Gen Z women want to be DINKs. No, not members of the tribe of little people in "Spaceballs" [Interesting]
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Day 800 of WW3. Another Kilo-cubenik day in Ukraine. Ukrainians told to avoid attending church on Orthodox Easter for fear of russian attacks. UK to allow UAF to attack russian territory with British weapons. This is your Friday Ukraine War thread [News]
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This is how Jeffrey Epstein's second black book of names gets buried -- a private sale with sealed bids [Obvious]
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Oklahoma teen found dead, nearly naked, with his teeth bashed in on the side of the road. Cops are saying it isn't murder [Murica]
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The New Zealand dating scene is getting pretty woolly [Silly]
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