1) Frankly, this Louisiana document reads less like a lawsuit than a premise for a Rodney Dangerfield joke. No respect, indeed. (2 pages)

2) This Albuquerque criminal complaint proves once again that Budweiser and babies do not mix. (2 pages)

3) With those kiddie anarchists now gathering in Los Angeles for the Democratic convention, this 1968 FBI memo recalls some forefather antics. (1 page)

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