In a salute to our favorite illusionist, here are some excerpts from David Copperfield's performance contract from his previous "Dreams and Nightmares" spectacular. Sure, the guy might seem like a load, but genius is never pretty:

Page 1: Copperfield's secrecy agreement.

Page 2: The testing of magic?

Page 3: Picky, picky, picky.

Page 4: Only the best for Dave.

Page 5: Bring me that chicken. NOW!

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