New Partner's Feeds for TSG
New Air Force Chief of Staff loosens uniform standards on morale T-shirts on Fridays, callsign name tags daily. Nail polish, eyelash length restrictions, shaving medical waivers still locked down [Silly]
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Food-snatching seagulls are more likely to leave you alone if you shoot at them. I mean shout at them. Shout at them [Obvious]
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Treasure finds in England reach record high as an increasing number of Brits decide to take a more proactive chance at their winning the lottery. At least they're outside getting some exercise [Unlikely]
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3 seconds of every ST:TNG episode. So you like horses for the romance? [Wheaton]
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Time to play the UK's favorite game, "Is It Regular Graffiti or a Banksy" [Interesting]
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"Thank you for calling your local police services. How may I help you?" "IT'S TWO MINUTES PAST 11 O'CLOCK AND THEY WON'T SERVE ME MY BREAKFAST BURRITO NO MORE" "I see. May I suggest Kill All Humans?" "OK"*loads shotgun* [Interesting]
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Do people prefer live music to sex? Well, it certainly lasts longer. And at least the ringing in your ears afterward serves a purpose. At least the source has no vested interest in the outcome... oh wait [Giggity]
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55 years ago, Oregon officials thought dynamite was the solution. They chose poorly [Murica]
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Well, sure, the parasite that causes malaria has basically grown immune to the drugs we use against it. But don't worry, there's a new one in the pipeline that's more effective and probably won't be more than a few orders of magnitude more expensive [Face
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We all hate door-to-door salespeople, but this Florida couple just had to take it to the next level [Florida]
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Apparently Hitler really did have only one ball, but the song remained incomplete as nobody could find a rhyme for "micropenis" [Amusing]
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Squirrel that looks like a skunk spotted in Ohio. Pepe LePew unavailable for comment [Interesting]
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In future news, Elon Musk reportedly very interested in buying South Korea's Jeju Island [Strange]
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The White House wants you to know that when Jeffrey Epstein wrote the words, "I have met some very bad people, none as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body," he meant that in the best possible way. The rest of us know what we read [Facepalm]
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All praise to the lunch ladies who looked out for us while still serving us the worst pizza not from Chicago [Interesting]
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Yelling at the person won't help vent anger, but doing yoga in front of them will [Obvious]
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