Meet Bill Patton. The 45-year-old Michigan pervert was recently sentenced (9/24) to 90 days in jail. His crime? Two years ago, police arrested Patton on an indecent exposure charge for having, um, intercourse with a pumpkin. Patton made the mistake of getting busy in his basement, where neighbors could easily view his raunchy act through a window. Happy Halloween, indeed. (1 page)