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A Florida Man is behind bars after being charged with spaghetti a la battery, records show.

Police say that Marquell Royal, 40, and his wife were arguing Sunday evening about Royal’s “abuse of alcohol” when the domestic dispute turned violent.

Royal, who, cops report, appeared to be intoxicated, became “irate” and threw his bowl of spaghetti at his spouse of nine years. The noodles struck the 44-year-old woman on “the front of her body, on her stomach,” according to an arrest report.

Upon arriving at the pair’s Largo residence, officers found the victim “covered in the spaghetti sauce.”

Since Royal’s lengthy criminal history includes a 2018 conviction for battering his wife--with whom he has three children--he was charged with an enhanced felony battery count. His bond was set at $15,000 during a court hearing yesterday.

Seen above, Royal remains locked up and has been ordered by a judge to have no contact with his wife. Royal’s rap sheet spans 20 years and includes 10 cocaine possession convictions, as well as other drug and firearms charges (for which he has served time in state prison).

An Ohio woman stomped a cat to death before eating the animal, according to police.

As alleged in Municipal Court complaints, Allexis Ferrell, 27, killed the cat by “stomping its head” outside the public housing complex in Canton where she resides.

Police responding late Friday evening to the disturbing incident--which was witnessed by multiple individuals--found Ferrell squatting next to the dead feline. Ferrell, cops reported, had blood on her feet and hands, and fur on her lips.

Court filings do not reveal who owned the cat.

Seen at right, Ferrell was arrested on several felony and misdemeanor counts and booked into the county jail (where she is being held in lieu of $100,000 bond).

Ferrell is scheduled for an August 26 preliminary hearing.

According to court records, Ferrell’s rap sheet includes multiple theft convictions, as well as a 2023 felony conviction for child endangerment (for which she was sentenced to three years probation).

Ferrell was sued for eviction earlier this year by the Stark County housing authority, but that case was subsequently dropped by the plaintiff.

“Library Girl” just got booked.

Kendra Sunderland, whose solo exploits in an Oregon State University library helped launch her porn career, was arrested last week on a felony drug charge in Texas, records show.

Sunderland, 29, was busted Thursday afternoon while driving on Interstate 45 in Willis, a city about 50 miles north of Houston. Sunderland was behind the wheel of a 2013 Lexus pulled over by a Montgomery County Sheriff’s Office deputy.

According to a redacted incident report, Sunderland was nabbed for possession of a controlled substance (which apparently was marijuana). She was booked into the county jail, from which she was subsequently released.

Sunderland, who is listed in police records as a Las Vegas resident, is pictured in the adjacent mug shot.

Sunderland shot to fame in 2015 after filming a 31-minute webcam performance inside OSU’s Valley Library. The video--which found its way to the internet--showed Sunderland exposing her breasts and vagina, masturbating, and licking herself.

While Sunderland had attended Oregon State, she was not currently registered for classes when she used the library’s WiFi connection to broadcast the webcam performance via her laptop.

Charged with public indecency, Sunderland copped to the misdemeanor count and was fined $1000.

Over the following years, Sunderland’s adult film career has blossomed and her social media accounts exploded--800,000 Instagram followers and 1.1 million followers on X/Twitter. Sunderland even has a signature model Fleshlight.

In a recent Instagram post, Sunderland noted the ninth anniversary of the “Library Girl” video, the “day my life changed forever. Thank you to everyone who participated in getting me this far. I love you all!!”

If you would prefer the police not find your bag of drugs, perhaps consider placing the illegal narcotics into something other than a container marked “Bag of Drugs.”

Cops report that Lauren Riley was a passenger in a car pulled over Saturday morning after the driver was spotted without a seatbelt. During the traffic stop, officers noticed Riley, 41, moving items around on the vehicle’s floorboard.

When police peered into the auto, they allegedly spotted drug paraphernalia, which prompted a probable cause examination of the vehicle and its contents. The resulting search, cops report, turned up a bag inside Riley’s purse labeled “Bag of Drugs.”

Inside the bag, cops allege, was a needle, straws, a metal spoon, four glass pipes, and plastic baggies with a white-colored residue. A bag inside the "Drugs" bag contained crack cocaine, powdered cocaine, crystal meth, Xanax pills, and other narcotics.

The discovery of the “Bag of Drugs” resulted in Riley’s arrest on a variety of felony charges (and a misdemeanor paraphernalia count).

Riley (seen above) is being held in a Florida county lockup. Her “Bag of Drugs” is being held in a police evidence locker.

JULY 9--An Ohio man who today allegedly burglarized a Petland store and set loose some animals was found with several hamsters stuffed in his pockets when cops discovered him sleeping--in a leopard-print onesie--outside a nearby business.

Matthew Pancake, 31, was arrested this morning for breaking into several stores in Columbus, according to cops.

When investigators arrived outside the pet store, they found dogs, birds, bunnies, and a hamster in the parking lot outside. Some other small animals were still unaccounted for late this morning.

In addition to Petland, Pancake is accused of breaking the front door glass and entering a Roosters restaurant and a shoe store.

Officers found Pancake--who has an extensive rap sheet--asleep near a Big Lots store. A police frisk turned up the purloined rodents.

Charged with vandalism and breaking and entering, both felonies, Pancake was booked into the Franklin County jail after being treated at a local hospital for injuries he apparently suffered during the predawn break-ins.

Pancake is scheduled for arraignment tomorrow in Franklin County Municipal Court.

A woman is facing a domestic battery charge after striking her boyfriend in the head with a thrown Apple Watch, police allege.

According to court records, a 1 AM argument yesterday about relationship issues turned violent when Kayleen Tresedder, 35, chucked her Apple device at the man (who had placed her clothing and belongings in bags).

The watch hit the 35-year-old victim in the left ear, “causing a small cut which bled,” an arrest affidavit states. Cops also noted that the man’s “V-neck was stretched and torn by the defendant who grabbed him by the collar.”

The alleged attack occurred in the couple’s Gulfport, Florida home (which Tresedder purchased in 2016 for $139,000). She and the victim are parents to three small children.

Seen above, Tresedder was arrested on a misdemeanor count and booked into the county jail (from which she was released Monday afternoon on her own recognizance).

Tresedder, who has previously been convicted of DUI and leaving the scene of an accident, was ordered by a judge to have no contact with the victim, with the exception of exchanging texts “for the sole purpose of childcare.”

The Apple Watch was not confiscated by police.