The Dog Dialed 911

A Book of Lists From The Smoking Gun

The Dog Dialed 911 - A Book of Lists From The Smoking Gun

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The Smoking Gun is proud to announce the publication of The Dog Dialed 911. It's an entertaining book of lists culled from our collection of police reports, mug shots, FBI memos, court transcripts, and other public documents.

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The Dog Dialed 911 is available everywhere fine books are sold. The list price is $15.99, but you'll likely score it for several bucks less. In fact, you can get the book for about 11 bucks from Amazon or Barnes & Noble by just clicking one of the links below.


Since we're too modest to pimp our own work, here's what our publisher, the estimable Little, Brown, has to say:

"The Dog Dialed 911 is filled with outrageous accounts of lowlife shenanigans and colorful on-the-record utterances, crimes and misdemeanors of mind-boggling inanity, and notorious public nuisances as well as average Joes and Janes engaging in horrendous (and often hilarious) behavior."

Divided into 11 chapters (such as "Bill O'Reilly" and "Adult Entertainment"), The Dog Dialed 911's 224 pages are bursting with important topics such as:

  • 5 Strip Club Horrors
  • 6 Offers of Proof That Paris Hilton Is 1 Dumb Bitch
  • 15 Names That Had to Be Changed
  • 2 Tom Cruise Proclamations of Heterosexuality
  • 11 Things a Teacher Should Never Say to His Students
  • 82 Magazines to Which Our Brave Soldiers Will Never Masturbate
  • 1 Explanation for Why That Tiger Ate Siegfried's Roy